'She's not all that!' ... a poem

i'm nobody.
i'm just a real person, speaking real words.
i'm not famous.
you have not met me before.
i dont know anybody but my family.
.... why? do you know my family?
are we family?
am i just like your mother, or your sister? ... and your wife?
i'm not all that.
i'm simply brilliant.
i'm plainly glamorous.
my hair is soft and nappy.
my eyes are steady and warm.
when i fall on my ass, i talk shit while dusting myself off.
i'm understated, and way too much.
well... i suppose i am all that.
i'll be that.
yup!